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Start them off with a smile (and a statement) in the I Only Cry When Democrats Hold Me baby one-piece — the perfect blend of humor, truth, and cuteness overload. Designed for little patriots in the making, this onesie lets your bundle of joy make their stance clear without saying a word.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton with convenient snap closures, it’s perfect for everyday wear, photo ops, or gifting to proud conservative parents who love a good laugh.
Because some statements are too funny — and too true — not to wear. It has three snap leg closures for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a vibrant print that’s bound to get everyone grinning.
• 100% combed ringspun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5 oz./yd.² (170 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Lap shoulders
• Three-snap closure
• Envelope neckline
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton with convenient snap closures, it’s perfect for everyday wear, photo ops, or gifting to proud conservative parents who love a good laugh.
Because some statements are too funny — and too true — not to wear. It has three snap leg closures for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a vibrant print that’s bound to get everyone grinning.
• 100% combed ringspun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5 oz./yd.² (170 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Lap shoulders
• Three-snap closure
• Envelope neckline